Cristina Kalpa

insertsnarkhere:

Jesus fucking christ I am about ready to unfollow half the trans and trans-supporting blogs I follow because SHIT.

Why is it that everyone has to be oppressing everyone else? Why is it that I see comments and posts full of so much hate for cis people? For men? For anyone…

Amen.

Dear uterus,

I know you’re really paranoid about things going perfect when that big day of giving birth finally comes, but do we really have to practice once a month? I think I know what it’s going to feel like now. So, you know, I’m just saying. Maybe you can ease up on the drills? The ovaries are starting to complain, and you know how they can be.

Regards,
Cristina

insanelygaming:

Noah’s Dex

(via Dorkly)

I love the Wailord that’s just chilling there all flopped over like, “Well, shit.”

softcastle-mccormick:

omg this whole video though

Oh, this.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

softcastle-mccormick:

tyleroakley:

The smoothest audience member I’ve ever seen.

Omg

!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you don’t understand what this is doing to me.

theanimalblog:

A monkey and a bull beat the summer heat on the banks of the Bagmati river in Kathmandu. Temperatures in the Nepalese capital are rising quickly with the onset of summer.  Photograph: Prakash Mathema/AFP/Getty Images

My god, that animal is emaciated!!!

theanimalblog:

A monkey and a bull beat the summer heat on the banks of the Bagmati river in Kathmandu. Temperatures in the Nepalese capital are rising quickly with the onset of summer.  Photograph: Prakash Mathema/AFP/Getty Images

My god, that animal is emaciated!!!

vvriter47:

bowlof-oranges:

hamburgerjack:

talldarkbishoujo:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

queennubian:

lemuffinmistress:

oh my god, this *is* me.

GPOY.

Obsessive RPG gamer rules.

hahahaha oh god GPOY on every single one

OMG YES

I feel like the internet just sits there and makes a transcript of my life.

Video game OCD ftw

Every.Single.One.

kondratskiy:

Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong by ~EllenSchebor

kondratskiy:

Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong by ~EllenSchebor

clientsfromhell:

Client: I have to fire you. We love your work, but my boyfriend is worried about me working with an artsy guy. 

Me: I can assure you, I’m very professional.

Client: I’m sure you are! But I’m not.