Cristina Kalpa

cleverblog:

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months

That’s how I get when I play Mass Effect and Garrus does something cute.

GUYS!!

Guys, I know I brought this up awhile ago but I really need help. I desperately need to make a fan video of Garrus/FemShep, DESPERATELY. I NEVER do this but I’ve had an epiphany.

I don’t have the equipment to get the footage myself but if ANYONE can find me all the clips they can of the default FemShep from ALL THREE Mass Effect titles, I would be eternally grateful and pay you back in any way you choose that doesn’t include sexual favors. Lulz.

PLEASE guys, help a fellow Shakarian lover!! Thank youuu!!!!!

CRYING. This shouldn’t be funny! This should DEFINITELY be a Renegade Shepard option.

"Bring up the holo-vids, I want to see what he does all day!"

Would anyone be opposed to me creating a Mass Effect blog so I can kind of clear this one up?

WOULD ALL YOU SHAKARIAN FANS FOLLOW IT???????

cristinakalpa:

Normally I would never turn him down, but after I passed on spending the night with him, I got this message. Still freaking adorable, though I’ll take a night with my turian over this any day :).


Oh my god! I can’t believe how many reblogs this got!!!!!! It makes me so happy to see so many Garrus fans united in arms!!!!!!

cristinakalpa:

Normally I would never turn him down, but after I passed on spending the night with him, I got this message. Still freaking adorable, though I’ll take a night with my turian over this any day :).

Oh my god! I can’t believe how many reblogs this got!!!!!! It makes me so happy to see so many Garrus fans united in arms!!!!!!

And just because this is my FAVORITE photo I have ever taken as far as this game is concerned I’m posting it again. Helena and Garrus. 

Can we talk about the look in her eyes? Do you know what that is? Pure fucking love, my friends.

And just because this is my FAVORITE photo I have ever taken as far as this game is concerned I’m posting it again. Helena and Garrus.

Can we talk about the look in her eyes? Do you know what that is? Pure fucking love, my friends.

Normally I would never turn him down, but after I passed on spending the night with him, I got this message. Still freaking adorable, though I’ll take a night with my turian over this any day :).

Normally I would never turn him down, but after I passed on spending the night with him, I got this message. Still freaking adorable, though I’ll take a night with my turian over this any day :).

Helena and Garrus belong together. 


Look at that bottom left panel!!!!

Helena and Garrus belong together.


Look at that bottom left panel!!!!

GUYS LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!

Alright so I decided to not be so Paragon-ey for a change and chose some Renegade options with the Garrus romance…. and my god.

Best example here.

Your date with Garrus, when he suggests you guys do something fun for a change that doesn’t involve reapers, choose “Everything involves reapers.” And you will die laughing, I swear. You get to hear Garrus’ impression of a hanar.

Keep doing Paragon options on your date, but DON’T take the Paragon interrupt. The kissing scene is ten times better if you don’t. I swear to god.

Guys, just listen to me. Please, listen. It’s so much freaking better.

GOD FUCKING DAAAAAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(