Cristina Kalpa

"You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."

-Cersei Lannister, A Feast for Crows

The creepiest line in the series thus far. Not creepy as in, “Ew I can’t believe she said that,” but creepy in a “Wow… that was dark and kind of beastly sounding,”  sort of way.

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This is exactly like Hexxus in Fern Gully.
Serious question

Am I the only one who thinks the main theme of Braveheart sounds EXACTLY like Affections Touching Across Time from the show Inuyasha???

Because it really does.

amsteramy:

javik:

baddragonborn:

nuggits2:

still my favorite video to ever exist

Arguing on tumblr.

Emphasis mine, lmfao.

I’m crying…crying…

What an awful noise that Ibex is making.


I’m going to respond like that to everything anyone says that I don’t like. Once I wipe away my tears of laughter, of course.

What a freaking pair! Of armpit tattoos! I was talking about her armpit tattoos. Guys. I swear.

What a freaking pair!

Of armpit tattoos! I was talking about her armpit tattoos. Guys. I swear.

allairebartel:

I. Um. What.

I keep expecting cameramen to pop out whenever he finishes speaking and say “YOU’VE JUST BEEN PUNK’D, AMERICA!”

allairebartel:

I. Um. What.

I keep expecting cameramen to pop out whenever he finishes speaking and say “YOU’VE JUST BEEN PUNK’D, AMERICA!”

Oh my god. I have goosebumps, everywhere, and my heart feels like it’s going to jump out of my chest.

Why is a game affecting me like this???????????????

I’m beyond excited for the release… but at the same time, it feels bittersweet, knowing that this story is the last for Commander Shepard. Part me of me just wishes it could go on….

fierceinsanity:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
[@doraexploring.]

This is really really creepy.

fierceinsanity:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

[@doraexploring.]

This is really really creepy.

pancakesinspace:

I’m sorry.  I had to.

ALL OF THESE ALL THE TIME HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have actually gotten ragged on by my friends while we play for…… all of these. Especially the “kill helping.” :D

And YES to chargenovachargenovachargenova. I compare it to using Pikachu in SSB and repeatedly hitting down B. Which I used to do. A lot.


Some things never change.

Holyyyy shit this is hot.